Allimarie -

1) "Hold on a second, I'm searching for the truth...I know it's in here somewhere...!"

2) "...and for my next trick, I will pull real human ova right out of this drawer!" (Oooh, Aaah...)

Foxglove -

...Cue the music...

You put your hand in...you pull your hand out. You put your hand in...and you poke it all about.

Linda61 - "Sculleeeeeeeeeeeeee! Found your teeth!!"

Melphleg - "Aaaahhgg! Sculleee! Stop biting me! I didn't mean it when i said you were so short you could fit in the filing cabinet!!"

Obfusc8er - "The first and last time Mulder attempted to prove that his partner could fit inside the filing cabinet."

Pattie -

1) MULDER: "Sculll-eeeee!!!"

SCULLY: Omigod, Mulder! I forgot to tell you I moved the files around, and that's where I put the rat trap. And what are you doing reaching into those things backwards, anyway? Showing off?"

2) There was a guy named Mulder- Went searching for a folder He went in backwards And said some cuss words That clumsy Agent Mulder!

3) SCULLY (voiceover): It was the drugs that had a confused Mulder doing everything backwards. But it was kind of nice watching him waiver from his mundane routine. I had feared he would be caught on film. Good thing I loaded the camera.

Satchie - "Scully, remember when you told me to put that file where the sun doesn’t shine?"

Truthwebothknow1 -

1) "Agggggghhh Oh Hell...I just been attacked by the Non fat toffutti rice dreamsicle Scully hid in this drawer!!"

2) "Ack theres something sticky in here."

Vickie - "Scully! I told you the Flukeman file was in here! It just bit me!!"

Weatherfreak89 - "I told you, Scully, that little green men lived in the filling cabnet and was raiding my stash of sunflower seeds."

Xphylia - Mulder: "I *know* I left one of my good videos here... AUCH!! Sculleeee...!!"

Scully: "Stop whining, Mulder. I told you those videos were going to give you a sore hand!"